Use Your Stimulus Package Literally

June 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Subscribe to this feed

Government stimulus packages are big business, apparently. Everybody wants a piece of that $50 billion pie and prostitutes are no exception. The Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City is offering the first 100 customers who show up with their stimulus rebate check a two-for-one deal, according to CNBC. It’s called, you guessed it, “more bang for your buck.” Not only that, but the Ranch plans on having all 100 patrons sign a thank you card and send it to President Bush.

I personally can’t think of a better way to stimulate the local economy! Aren’t parts of Nevada getting hit pretty hard by the housing crisis? Of course, for those of us on the east coast the cost of the plane ticket would likely outweigh any savings you made receive, but if you were going to be in Vegas or Reno anyway, you could probably justify it economically. Don’t try telling your wife that but hey, I don’t judge. Is it true that what happens in Carson City stays in Carson City, just like Vegas?

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